share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011
its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get
What girls look for in guys
- brown eyes
- messy hair
- cute nose
- 4 paws
- golden retriever